Welcome to the
Female Operation and Maintenance Manual
The Female Operation and Maintenance Manual ("FOAMM") is a humorous look at the relationship between men and women based upon the basic misunderstanding men have of women and what makes them tick!
Below is an excerpt from the book outlining the costs of operation of the "Unit" (woman).
FOAMM takes real world relationships and discusses them in a unique and humorous way that we all can relate to.
Men often compare women to equipment.
For example, you probably heard men say something like:
Man is she a piece of work!
Look at the bumper on that one!
Look at the headlights on her!
I would like to take her out for a spin!
and more.
These expressions demonstrate the admiration or frustration men have for women; our need for them and the fact that we cannot live with or without them.
FOAMM works along this "logic" and comparisons of women to equipment and their functions by providing a set of written directions and humorous antidotes, these include: a Bill of Sale, Title and Warranty and a "Specifications and Glitches" section which explains many of the "controls", "handles", "equipment", etc available on the different "models" and much more.
Just as operation and maintenance manuals tell us how to handle and operate cars and motorcycles, the FOAMM provides this information for all women.
Truly, this is a must have for any man married, getting married, living with a woman, and especially if dealing with a difficult wife, mother, mother-in-law, sisters or daughters.
The Female Operation and Maintenance Manual is only $12 plus shipping and handling.
NOTE: FOAMM is not pornographic or graphic at all. It uses humor, innuendo, parody and sarcasm. The word “sex” does not appear in the book.
Many women have read the book. At this point not one has been offended or taken the book to be anything other than light hearted humor.
Additionally, the Female Operation and Maintenance Manual also references a PEEK (Pleasure Enhancement/Endurance Kit) that complements the instructions contained in the FOAMM.
This is a great gift for bachelors/bachelor parties, a gag gifts for weddings, anniversaries or that friend who is having difficulties with his/her relationship.
NOTE: The PEEK (kit) is made up of:
One sheer Nighty
One pair of woman's edible undies
One scented pheromone candle
One bottle of glow-in-the-dark bubble bath
5 bottles of personal flavored, warming and scented lubricant
And - One single condom (safety equipment)
The PEEK, including the Female Operation and Maintenance Manual, is $80 plus shipping and handling.
NOTE: Items in the PEEK subject to change based upon availability without notice
Click to go the the BMUS, Inc. Web site - Publisher of the FOAMM
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NOTE: This material is not pornographic
or intended to insult women
in any way.
What some of our customers have to say:
Chris from NY. "This is very well written and very funny. Hits home on all levels of real relationships. High quality production. Excellent value."
Ryan from IL "Absolutely hilarious. Great gift for a bachelor or bachelor party. Nicely done, the illustrations highlight text very well."
Kristen, from Ohio, "Very funny and accurate. Based in real life relationships described in a way that is hilarious. I thought it would be offensive but it is not."
Julie, from Indiana, "Fun and serious at the same time. I am sure my husband will be referring to the "Manual" many times in the future."
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